egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via orgasm)

637,452 notes

bieber-news:

Trey Songz (Feat. Justin Bieber) - Foreign Remix

(via eyesredmindgone)

13,095 notes

coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

(via hate)

150,896 notes

lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

image

u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

(via eyesredmindgone)

31,258 notes

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

 image

(Source: champagnepapa, via distraction)

551,348 notes

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via orgasm)

201,399 notes